My husband is really thoughtful. Take today for example…
Me: “I hear ice baths are really helpful but they’re so excruciating, I can’t make myself wait for the payoff.”
Husband: “So what should we do? You want me to just put you in there and hold you down?”
Earlier, while I’m in the tub reading a book.
Husband: “Do you want me to take a picture of you for your blog? I bet your hits would go up.”
His wisdom on legwarmers: “Why not just wear pants?”
And, more times than I can count:
“I don’t know what I’d do if you didn’t like zombies.”
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