So, yeah…there’s just really nothing going on this week. I seem to be having a severe case of the fuckits; I sit down to write and nothing happens.
Now I know I could show you some superfluous pictures of things or talk about my day.
I could find something to complain about.
I could swipe an idea from somebody else’s blog.
OR I COULD DO A REALLY ELABORATE CONTEST ENTRY FOR SOMETHING I WILL MOST LIKELY NOT EVEN WIN.
Yes? Okey doke.
Maybe she was being facetious? I don’t really care.
Shelbs, this one’s for you.
Ode to Bread
I dip you in hummus, I drown you in oil,
I toast you to ’til you’re golden brown.
But sometimes I just eat you plain…
to make the beer stay down.
I roll you into pizza dough
and sprinkle you with cheese
I add spinach and mushrooms, with plenty of love
and MOAR BACON, if you please.
Sometimes you’re a crescent roll,
and sometimes you’re a bun…
but no matter what you are, my friend,
eating you is always fun.