Notice something different? I hate to be a copycat, but Shelby’s recent move over to a self-hosted blog encouraged me to get off my ass and make use of a hosting package I got back in APRIL (whoops), and finally shuffle myself loose the WordPress coil.
She answered a few questions for me and listened to me gripe about how my old WP theme (Black-Letterhead) stubbornly refused to let me add my custom header (because really, what is this blog without orange beer bubbles and shoes?!) Finally, I gave up and installed a new theme and now here we are. (And for the record, Shelbs and I agreed this stuff does not take you days and days to accomplish; we both did it in a couple of hours.)
I can’t quite get used to all the whiteness of it yet, so I may look around for something a little darker (I know, so racist). In the meantime, you can continue to enjoy (hate) me on a new platform, soon to be infested with annoying flash ads and auto-start video…
Anyhoo, allegedly I have already mapped all my domains to point over here, so you shouldn’t have any problem finding me, but if you’ve stopped getting the emails/feeds, you can update your preferences right over there —–>
Okay, now that that unpleasantness is out of the way, I can go on to gripe about the maternity pants I bought online that are big enough to house a walrus.
It should be noted that I’ve bought maternity pants at Target, Kohls, and even some designer maternity jeans I got ON CLEARANCE FOR 14 BUCKS. All of them have been the same size. So I was fairly confident when I went over to Gap.com and bought three different styles of maternity pants in that size. But they are gigantic! Even if the waist happens to fit me when I’m 9-1/2 months pregnant, the legs will STILL be wide enough to fit two of me. And also those two of me would need to be six feet tall.
It’s a shame, because don’t they look comfortable?
But they’re going back. Please remember this helpful lesson in vanity sizing before you tell anyone else you’re a size 2.
Lastishly, it’s time for your Friday haiku.
smash smash keyboard smash
smash keyboard keyboard smash smash
smash smash now pay me.
Obviously, I’m not really feeling inspired today so maybe you guys can come up with something better.
And last for realsies, I’ve had this song in my head for three days. I can’t name a single other song this band sings and I remember that it annoyed the crap out of me my senior year in high school. But I’m liking it today, just the same. Deal with it.