So, the #1 baby question people ask me (after “when are you due?” and “what are you having?”) is “what are you naming it?”
SHH! It’s private! No tellsies! I’ll over-share absolutely every single other juicy, intimate detail of my life, but for some reason the baby’s name is TOP SECRET. (Tomorrow I’ll describe how sneezing sometimes makes me pee a little and I’ll show you about two dozen photos of my stretchmarks!)
Actually, since I’m a mega huge narcissist and I know you’re dying to be privileged to all aspects of my glamorous lifestyle, I will share some ideas we’ve been tossing around. Just swear you guys won’t make fun of them!
Pascual Romero II
‡ (that’s “Double Dagger” but we’d call her ‘Dubs’ for short)
What’s your favorite baby name (on this list?)