Valentines Haiku

Candle-lit dinner,
a romantic comedy,
a pearl necklace.

Nothing says love like
a hatchet, duct tape and a
reinforced trash bag.

Rachel McAdams
you aren’t; and your boyfriend’s got
the Clap. LOL.

“Kill yourself, loser”;
Is it any wonder that
has five syllables?

He stares, dreamily
into your eyes, imagines
you are prettier.

He stares, dreamily
into your eyes, yearning for
a Cleveland Steamer.

He stares, dreamily
into your eyes, which are glued
shut by moneyshot.

If you order the
Surf N Turf, the least you can
give him is anal.

Happy Valentines Day

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