I haven’t done a “holiday recap” post in years. Usually I skip blogging during the holidays because I’m too drunk to find the keyboard. Last year, I didn’t come out of my stupor until December 30, when I posted about first world problems (and a picture of my feet! WHOOP). The year before that, Kenzie had just got born and I was sleep-deprived rather than drunk, but still didn’t managed to find the keyboard until December 30, when I posted about my fupa. In 2010, I insulted you and posted pictures of booze. This year I went full toddler, so proceed with caution.