Do you want to know one of the saddest things ever? It is the sheer number of people who find my blog by searching how to have a good looking baby.
It’s because of this: 10 steps to a better looking baby.
Let’s get serious for just a moment. It actually disturbs me –ME– that there are so many people out there who are concerned about having an ugly baby. I really hope these people are also searching for things like how to be a good parent or what are the abortion laws in [my state]?
JUST TODAY, three people found my blog with variations of that search:
And in the entire history of my blog, the people who have found me by conducting this sad, sad, pathetic search number well into the hundreds.
I don’t have any poignant or mind-blowing observations about this, I just wanted to point it out because when something is bothering me, I like to make sure it’s bothering other people too. (#whyiblog.) What I do know is that if you are that pretentious and superficial, no Google search in the world will make your baby attractive.
Oh, and happy new year.