2015 Shamrock 5k Beer Run

Saturday I “ran” the Indy Shamrock 5k Beer Run, and if the “beer” in the title didn’t give it away, this was a great event for beer drinking, not so much if you were interested in actually racing.

A side note: I probably wrote way too many words on this casual running event but it was my first one since Thanksgiving and also BEER, so give me a break.

Even though it was an untimed beer drinking event, I was still sort of contemplating racing it (even if only against myself) just so I didn’t “waste” my Saturday run. When I got there I realized that even treating it as a practice race would just be ridiculous: the “starting corral” was filled with people in costumes drinking pints of beer.

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So I called it in my last post when I said whatever my plan was, I’d ditch it right before the race. I decided just to have fun.

Another side note: I still don’t entirely get the point of “fun runs.” If I want to run for fun, I can do that for free. I pay for the competition and the timing chip. That said, I wasn’t that dickhead who tries to race at a fun run.

I got my entry from a Groupon, and it was still $39! So what did that $39 (or $78 if you paid full price) entry go toward? A lot of really good local charities, but also beer. Sponsors included a number of local breweries, and there was a round at the start (about a 3-ounce pour), another one at each kilometer mark along the course, a full pint at the finish, AND the option to buy tickets for additional pints. I also got a long-sleeve shirt (non-tech), a cool pint glass, and a combination medal/bottle-opener.

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that I haven’t seen since the toddler seized it after the race.

When I arrived at registration about half an hour before the race start, there were a whole bunch of lines: a registration line, a packet-pickup line, a tickets-for-extra-beer line, and an ID-card check. I waited in the wrong line twice before I got a volunteer to hand me a shirt without showing her any documentation whatsoever. She wrote a number on my hand with a sharpie, and I was carded, but I basically could have walked in off the street and got the shirt, medal, pint glass and beer for free because no one ever asked for my Groupon voucher or proof of purchase.

Anyway, this whole post has ended up being not about the run because the run itself is hardly worth mentioning. I started late because my friends and I couldn’t figure out where the start actually was or which direction the course was going. It was hard to tell who was just standing around drinking and who was intending to actually run. After standing for about 15 minutes in what turned out to be the very, very back of the pack with a bunch of drinkers who had no intention of running or walking at all, we made our way up through the “corral” and “started” the “race.”

I did try to run hard in between the “aid station” stops but obviously didn’t come close to running to my full potential. (Again, BEER, so I’m not complaining!)  I did have a few sips of beer along the course but I skipped the pint at the end because I assumed I’d have to feed the baby. Of course she didn’t end up wanting to nurse until way later, but I wouldn’t have banked on that happening and it probably never will again.

Anyway, in conclusion, for those of you who may be in the Indianapolis area, if you’re looking for a St. Pat’s party where you can drink beer and pretend to work out and your money goes to a good cause, you should do the Shamrock beer run. If you want to run an actual, competitive, timed race, do the No Luck Run in Plainfield.

So I still need a race fix! My parents are coming to visit in a couple weeks (read: free babysitters) and I lucked out by finding a 3-4 mile trail race that’s just a few minutes from my house. Another not-a-PR race, but it will be competitive and timed, so that’ll be cool.

beerDo you do a shamrock run? Is it a RACE race or just an excuse to drink beer?


7 thoughts on “2015 Shamrock 5k Beer Run

  1. We have a shamrock run here with a Guinness Challenge – a separate prize for the first finisher to run the 8k and drink a full mug of Guinness at 4 stops along the 8k route. I haven’t done it because – that is just way too much Guinness, and it’s an expensive race.

    • Gah, a full mug? Yeah, I’d never make it. I want to say the high cost of these things is also just to prevent 30,000 people from showing up.

  2. I’m actually nervous about my first race in almost a year tomorrow, it’s only a 5k but I’ve run outside twice since giving birth so it will be a shit show. This sounds like wayyyyy more fun to me. I don’t get the point of paying for fun runs either.

    • Yay, good luck! I like to call those shitshows “benchmark runs.” They help you see all the “potential” you have to improve. 😉

  3. We have a St. Patrick’s Day run/party here–http://www.mcguiresirishpub.com/race-info.php. It is a total shit show, as it’s a prediction run instead of a regular timed race, and they don’t limit the green beers you get at the end. Also, they give away the pub’s signature liquor drink as well.
    Incidentally, it was also the first race I ever ran back in the day. So while I now screw my face up in judgment (or jealousy?) at the people puking between cars in the parking lot at 10:30 in the morning, it still holds a special place in my heart.

    And the race is only $30! $78 seems kind of bananas.

    • Absolutely bananas! I sort of hope nobody actually paid that much. I’m so cheap, I thought the Groupon rate of $39 was high.

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