So it turns out I’ve been drinking decaf all week.
Apparently I can’t read or see colors that well because I didn’t notice the box had DECAFFEINATED in giant green letters all over it. I couldn’t figure out why I felt like shit until finally my husband was making coffee this morning and he was like, “ew, why are we drinking decaf?” If he hadn’t pointed it out, who knows how long I would have continued to drink that swill?
This morning I had a cup of regular for the first time in a week and I feel like a million dollars. I’ve really been getting shit done.
But I guess we can safely rule out my caffeine intake as the reason the baby’s not sleeping.
Oh, and here’s a couple of the best responses I got when I made a similar post about this on facebook:
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?